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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 13:22
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
share office space ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Just Forget it!
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Nuts and Butts
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
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Then came..
So they tried
No way
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Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
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